Monday, May 16, 2016

WOTA - Act III

WAITING ON THE ANGELS – The Long Cool Summer of 65 Revisited

Act III Episode 1 – Flashback - Vince Gets an Education Behind the Bar

The sun rising over Ocean City greeted Vince Rennich as he woke up in a second floor room of Bay Shores nightclub in Somers Point, New Jersey. That’s where he was, he thought, taking in a lungful of sweet, salt air and getting his bearings to the sounds of barking seagulls outside the screen less window. Poking his head out he looked at the giant orange and red sun rise across at the Ocean City skyline on the horizon, then at the blue shinny swath of Great Egg bay, and rows of boats to the north and the foot of the causeway bridge on the other side.

One big seagull flew by and looked at Vince, perched on a mast of a nearby sailboat and chattered on like a laugh, making him wonder if the seagull was laughing at him.

Making his way down the rickety wood steps he finds some of the guys from Gregory’s Tight End club already there, continuing the job they started  yesterday of cleaning up the bar so it can open by Memorial Day weekend, two weeks away.

After cleaning up the joint for a few hours they broke for lunch, some having a pizza delivered that they washed down with some beers that were left over from last Labor Day, while Vince and Bill Saylor drove down Bay Avenue to Delaware at the Anchorage and up the hill to Gregory’s, where Saylor introduced Vince to Charles Carney the bartender, as instructed by Bay Shore’s manager Jack Murray.

As Saylor and Rennich ordered lunch – raw clams and snapper turtle soup, Carney opened the clams in front of Vince while telling him that Jack Murray wanted him to learn the basic tricks of the bar trade, so pay attention.

“You won’t have to shuck any clams at Bay Shores,” Carney said, as he put a knife into a clam in his hand and twisted it around, tausing the top and placing the clam in an ice lined dish, with lemon. “But you will work somewhere else someday and should know how just the same.”

“At Bay Shores you’ll just have to open beers and pour shots for the most part,” Carney continued, “but there are a half-dozen other drinks that you have to know how to make because there’s always someone in the crowd who wants a screw driver, Harvey Wallbager, Dunes Sunrise or a Long Island Ice tea, so you have to know how to make them,” handing Vince a copy of Mr. Boston. And as the waitresses ordered a special drink, Carney showed Vince how to make it. He also took Vince behind the bar and showed him how to mix the right amount of liquid detergent in the sink to wash glasses, how the copper pipe thing worked, and how all of the liquors were placed in a particular order so you knew where they were when you were busy.

Before Rennich was finished with his lunch, Carney had given him the Bartenders 101 class, and at the end said, “You’ll just have to learn the rest from experience,” and that he did.

Before the month was out, Rennich had risen from bar back to relief bartender during slow nights during the week, and was working the night Bay Shores was raided, and all the underage girls scampered out the women’s room window onto the dock while grown 20 year old men jumped into the bay and swam ashore, but they escaped.

The NJ state police ABC – Alcohol Beverage Control, without notifying local authorities or police, orchestrated the raid, and only nabbed one guy, a 19 year old college kid who they busted and used as an example, with the penalty being Bay Shores had to close for one month – the month of July. Vince was glad that he hadn’t served the kid, though he did have some new friends he met and they kept coming to his bar and tipped good, though he knew they weren’t 21. They got away in the melee.

Jack Murray took care of his crew however, and made sure that everyone who worked for him got a job at another nearby joint, with the understanding that they come back and work August through Labor Day, when they would close for the season at the end of the night. All of the local bars and restaurants offered to help, and took in his bartenders, bar backs and waitresses for the month, and they all went back to Bay Shores when they reopened in August, and Vince went to Gregory’s where he worked one end of the long mahogany while Carney worked the other.

 When the people come and everybody does well, all the businesses are busy and everyone is flush with cash, there is no competition and everyone helps each other, especially in the bar and restaurant business. If one place ran out of a certain brand of beer or liquor, or needed a keg of beer, toilet paper or anything, they could make a quick phone call and count on another place nearby to send a bar back over with whatever it was they needed, and it would be replaced in kind the next day.

Some nights, after closing Gregory’s at 3 am Vince would drive Carney over to the B&B Lounge in Atlantic City, that was open all night, where Carney introduced Vince to George McGonigle, the bartender who was always complaining about something, but a good Irish curmudgeon.

Early one night, just when they were getting busy, Rennich saw Carney talking to Elmer Gregory, one of the owners, and some heated words were exchanged and after serving a customer, he looked down the bar and Carney was gone. It’s unclear if he was fired or just walked, as he sometimes did, taking the tip cup with him, and Elmer told Vince he had to finish the shift by himself.  But when he had the chance, Vince grabbed a dime from his tip cup and went into the old wood phone booth, closed the glass door and called the B&B Lounge. When George McGonigle answered the phone Vince told George that Carney had just walked off the job and it was an open opportunity for him.

George then pulled a Carney and doing the same thing, he picked up his tip cup and walked, shaking hands with the other bartender and said his goodbyes to the waitresses he liked and without even announcing he was quitting he walked. After talking briefly with Elmer, George McGonigle was behind the bar with Vince Rennich for the first time.

While Rennich went back to work at Bay Shores in August, and continued living in the second floor room overlooking the bay, he worked part time at Gregory’s and when the Bay Shores season was over on Labor Day, he began working full time at Gregory’s where he shared the bar with George McGonigle for the next thirty years.

But after the bust for serving that under 21 year old, and the Anglemeyer murder connected to one of the Dunes bouncers and maybe one of the Bay Shores bartenders, Jack Murray also walked. It’s not clear if he just quit over all the shit that was going down or if he was fired by McLain and McCann, but he was gone when the Bay Shores reopened in August and a new manager was ordering the liquor, hiring the bands and counting the money at the door.

Act III Episode 2 – David Brenner Breaks into the Judge’s Chambers

Over dinner at Daniel’s restaurant on Shore Road, sitting at a table for six near the bar and piano, David Brenner announced to his crew and his secretary’s parents what the story was they were going to work on.

As they wrapped up their Italian seafood dinner with some red wine, Brenner’s secretary took a $5 bill over to the piano player and put it in Bobby Chic’s cup and requested a song – Bobby Darin’s “Beyond the Sea,” as she had done twice earlier in the evening.

As they sat back after dinner, Brenner recounted how they were filming in Bay Shores when the college kid on the motorcycle rode in and around the dance floor and got arrested, and how they followed him being taken away by Bader’s Raiders in the paddy wagon and followed that to City Hall where they discovered Judge Helfant’s Midnight court where they processed all the drunks and disorderlies, but Helfant wouldn’t let the camera into the court room.

“We’re going to pay the Judge a visit tomorrow,” Brenner said, “and see what he has to say on camera.”

The next morning, waking up at his secretary’s family house in the exclusive Gardens section of Ocean City, they took their time getting ready, and over coffee and sticky buns read the old news reports that mentioned Judge Helfant that his secretary had dutifully compiled over the past few days.

Timing themselves to arrive around noon, when Brenner knew the administrators and bureaucrats would have their guards down, they parked outside the front door of the Old City Hall and with camera rolling went in and found the place deserted. Brenner went to the back of the room, and through a swinging wood waist high door, went into the back offices and knocked on the door with the frosted glass painted “Judge E. Helfant.”

When nobody answered he opened the door and with the cameraman filming, he began going through the office files until he found the one labeled Midnight Court, which listed the initials of a half dozen people who each got a take from the income from fines, but no other records.

Sitting behind the judge’s desk in his plush leather chair, Brenner picked up a Somers Point phone book and looking up Helfant’s name found it listed and called him. Since the judge had gone to the open all night Flamingo Motel Lounge in Atlantic City after wrapping up the court at 3 am the previous night, he was still asleep, having only gone to bed a few hours earlier.

“Hello,” he answered groggily.

“Judge Helfant?” Brenner asked.

“Yes?”

“This is David Brenner from KYW TV 3. I met you in court the other night, err morning and you wouldn’t let me film.”

“Yes, I remember, what do you want?” he asked as if annoyed.

“Well we’re doing a story and want to ask you a few questions.”

“You can go to hell,” the Helfant said.

“Well, I’m in your office right now, calling you from your phone on your desk, and we’ve just gone over your Midnight Court files and low and behold – there are none!”

“Can you tell me who these initials stand for on the receipt in the file?”

Helfant replied, “Stay right there, you will be arrested for breaking and entering shortly,” and then hung up.
Helfant then called the pay phone at Charlie’s Bar, across the street from City Hall, and asked for the Chief, the Chief of Police, who he instructed to go to his office and arrest Brenner and whoever else was there.
George Robert's Real Estate Office and Charlie's Bar

Brenner instructed his cameraman to go outside with his secretary and film the arrival of the police and the judge, so he too wouldn’t get arrested, and the chief, with two officers in tow,  found Brenner sitting in the Judge’s chair smoking one of his cigars.

“You’re under arrest,” the chief said, and as the other two cops began putting hand cuffs on Brenner and the chief read him his rights the mayor walked in from Gregory’s down the street, wanting to know what was going on as Judge Helfant arrived at his office.

“I want to make a phone call,” Brenner said, and after a short discussion the chief ordered one of the handcuffs removed and they allowed Brenner to call his office from the Judge’s desk phone.

Brenner got his producer at KYW on the phone and told him he was being arrested in Somers Point and may need some bail money, though the amount hadn’t been set.

“Five grand,” Judge Helfant said, overhearing the conversation.

Though they couldn’t hear Brenner’s boss on the other end of the line, he said something like, “This is the third time in two years you’ve been busted on a story,” he said, as Brenner put his hand over the phone so the others in the room couldn’t hear it.

“Five Grand is not something I can come up with without going before the finance committee so you’re going to spend the night in jail and have to get yourself out of this one,” and hung up.

“Thanks,” Brenner said, “I won’t let you down, we have it all on film and it’s a great story,” he continued as if still speaking to his boss, bluffing and putting his best poker face on with the Judge, the mayor, the chief of police and two police officers in the small judge’s chambers.

“Well,” Brenner said, “you can either let me go and I’ll owe you one, and that will be reflected in my story, that will be seen by a half million people in the Philadelphia – Delaware Valley area, or you can throw me in jail and we can go to court and I’ll reveal all of the Shenanigans you’ve been pulling off in your own court room.

After a heated discussion between the mayor, the chief and the judge, the chief ordered a cop to remove the handcuff from Brenner’s other hand, and told him to go and do whatever story he wanted but they would not cooperate or make a statement on camera. And if he was seen in Somers Point again he would be arrested for the breaking and entering, which carried a three year jail term and fine.

With his secretary behind the wheel of the white Chevy Van parked in front of City Hall, the cameraman stuck his head out the hole in the roof and filmed Brenner walking out the front door, a big smile on his face and clapping his hands. He gets in the passenger side and instructs his secretary to “get while the getting’s good,” and tells her to drive down that alley as he points across the street to Anchorage Lane.

Act III Episode 3 Lynda’s True Confessions

Lynda VanDevanter finished her 3am – 11 am shift at the Emergency Room of Shore Memorial Hospital and even though she had her bathing suit on under her uniform, she broke routine and went home – back to her room at Mrs. Nick’s Rooming House on Wesley Avenue.

Running up the steps with the spindle railing, the home owner Mrs. Nick stopped her on the porch where she was playing bridge with three other ladies, and introduced her to them.

“This is Mrs. Waldman, the mayor’s wife,” she said, “and this is Mrs. Rundgren and Mrs. Croce,” who was Jim’s aunt who lived in Ocean City, but didn’t know her nephew was in town.

Lynda said hello to them all, and nodded when Mrs. Nicks told her that there were three young men in the room next to her, which made Linda roll her eyes as she continued on up the steps, knowing that three guys will be hogging the bathroom the occupants of four rooms shared.

And sure enough, as she got to the top of the stairs a young man, Joe Walsh came out of the bathroom and said hello and introduced himself.

“My band the Nomads are auditioning at Tony Marts tonight, if you can come by and cheer us on,” Joe said, and Lynda just replied with a smile as she went into her room to get some things she needed to take to the beach.

Once she got down at the beach Lynda laid down on the blanket the nurses had set out earlier, next to her boyfriend “JJ,” who was lying there sound asleep, a hard night at the Dunes, so the radio was off as Lynda began talking to the mayor’s daughters on the next blanket over. 

When the other two nurses came back from a dip in the breakers, Lynda told them and the sisters what happened at the emergency room early that morning, right after she got there shortly after three. A really embarrassed guy came in with his wife’s wedding ring on his penis, which had swollen up so the ring wouldn’t come off. After trying every lubricant available, Lynda came up with a solution, went down in the basement and came back with a janitor and a giant pair of wire cutters, saying aloud, so the patient could hear, “We’ll cut if off.”

And after a brief scare, the patient realized she meant cut the ring, and that’s what they did, an ingenious act that earned Lynda the reputation as being the resident penis specialist. And although the patient was a well-known Ocean City celebrity, she couldn’t divulge the name because of the patient’s privacy, and she respected that.

As the four girls all laughed at that, Lynda said she has two more confessions to make.

When things quieted down, the radio off, Lynda acknowledged she was a virgin, and being a good Catholic girl, she was proud of it, but was beginning to doubt her faith as she was in love with “JJ” and the summer was winding to a fast close, and “JJ” was being recalled early, she was thinking about “doing it,” if “JJ” wanted to.

That got the girls laughing softly again, so as not to wake “JJ,” and they only stopped when Lynda interrupted, saying, “And my final confession,” she waited until everyone was silent, “I enlisted as an Army nurse and volunteered for Vietnam.”

“No!” said “JJ” sitting up, shaking the towel off his face, as he was apparently awake and listening the whole time. “No, don’t go to Vietnam,” he said as visible horror shown on his face.

Even though he spent one of his 21 years in Vietnam “JJ” didn’t talk about it much, and when he asked only replied, “It sucked.”

Lynda then began reciting some of President Kennedy’s inaugural address, "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty....." but “JJ” cut her off.

“He’s dead.”

Then all went quiet on the 9th Street beach as Lynda put her head down on “JJ’ stomach and put a beach towel over her head and fell fast asleep, exhausted from a long night at the Emergency Room and true confessions on the beach, and dreamed.

Act III – Episode 4 – Joe and the Nomads Get a Gig

After enlisting Stephane to sing with them for their second Tony Marts audition, Joe and the Nomads went looking for a keyboard player, first to Shriver’s Pavilion on the Ocean City boardwalk, but they didn’t expect to find one there since it was a scene dominated totally by guitars. So they scoped it out for a little while, then grabbed a slice of pizza at Mack & Manco’s counter and ate as they walked to 8th Street to the Purple Dragon Coffee House.

You could see the big roaring Purple Dragon head jutting out above the front door that looked like it belonged on a Thanksgiving parade float, but as legend would have it, was from the bow of a Spanish treasure ship that ran aground at Anchorage Point during a Nor’easter’ a hundred years before the Dutch and English Quakers arrived and settled in. It was made of old hard wood and refashioned paper Mache, and painted purple, of course.

The large purple dragon’s head jutting out over the sidewalk would have been an issue for the building inspector, but since the building was owned by D. Allen Stretch, the city commissioner responsible for public works and safety, it got a pass.

Inside the Dragon there was half the afternoon lunch crowd there usually is because all of the folkies and most of the hippies were camping at the second annual Philadelphia Folk Festival at the Wilson farm outside Philly. While most of Philly was heading down the pikes or Expressway to the Shore, the folkies and hippies were going in the other direction, leaving a lot of empty seats at Shriver’s Pavilion and the Purple Dragon.

Still drinking their Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer from the boardwalk, they sat at a table in the back, where a folkie was playing guitar on the small stage.

While debating the meaning behind the lyrics to Bob Dylan songs was a popular pastime at the Purple Dragon as it was among the hippies at Shrivers Pavilion, the Purple Dragon was not just a stage for singers and guitarist, the Purple Dragon soap box was also open to poets and story tellers, and so it was after a guitarist John Buloshi would trash was finished, William Kresge, a North Jersey college student did some magic tricks that impressed Tido, who became his protégé and learned some of the mentalists’ tricks long before he became known as Kreskin.

Then Pittsburgh Paul took the stage, and after a moment of stage fright, he straightened up and began reading from a white piece of paper – “The Sheriff of Reality.”

The Sheriff of Reality
By Pittsburg Paul

I am
The Sheriff of Reality
So watch out Bad Guys
For I am
Everywhere.

I'll step upon
Your Shadow
And walk upon
Your Dreams
Until you think
Your carrying
The world upon
Your shoulders.

Wither I come
And wither I go
No one knows
Not even I

Cold steel
Pressed upon
Your back

Give me
The Goods
And I don't
Mean the money

Thundering I come
And thundering I go
And the world
Will never
be the same

Thus Spoke
The Sheriff of Reality

After a few lines he put the paper down and really got into it, reciting off the top of his head, and a tinkling of the piano keys against the wall grabbed everyone’s attention for a split moment – it was Tido Mambo chiming in, and then the Nomad’s percussionist began tapping his bongos and dragging Paul’s poem into the realm of music.

When Pittsburgh Paul was done and walked off stage with an extended applause and a smile on his face, Joe asked Tido to stay where he was and sat down on a stool on the stage and began playing his acoustic guitar, a Ventures surfing tune that everyone knew, and the bongos and Tido on keys rounded out the sound. After an extended jam, Joe knew Tido was in another league, but asked him to join the Nomads at the Tony Marts audition.

Tido was honest about it, “I already have a band,” he said, “and I’ve already been fired by Tony three times in one week – not the record,” he pointed out.

But he did want to go back to Tony Marts and since it was a Monday and his band was off that night, Tido agreed to join the Nomads for the audition, and asked them to stop by the Anchorage two hours early so they could practice a little before going on.

So later that afternoon the Nomads VW bus pulled up in front of the Anchorage Tavern and the three Nomads and Stephanie went in and to the back of the bar where Tido was sitting at the Tom Thumb piano, with his hair pulled up and hidden under a yellow silk Egyptian turban that Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs had given him after they jammed to "Woolly Bully" into the early morning at the Dunes the previous week. Stevie and the Nomads got it – since Tido had been unceremoniously fired and kicked out of Tony Marts by the bouncers three times, he had to go back in disguise so he wouldn’t be recognized.

Stevie and the Nomads all ordered Cokes from Buck the bartender even though he would have served them despite none of them, except Tido, was over 21. They didn’t want to drink before their audition, introduced Stephanie to Tido and then ran though the two songs Stevie wrote but mainly stuck to the popular standards that they knew Tony was looking for.

Then they all packed into the VW bus and Joe drove the few blocks down Bay Avenue and pulled up to Tony Marts front door to unload the equipment they would need.

Tony wasn’t in the house yet, Joe noticed as he looked up into the corner seat at the little elevated bar in the corner where Tony always sat, his seat was empty, that bar wasn’t open yet, but a few of the others were, and manned by popular bartenders like Doobie Duberson, Harry Goldberg, Sonny McCullough and Dick Squires.

Joe had arranged to go on first, and they were a half hour early, so after plugging in his guitar and testing the microphones, he sat down in the corner on a keg of beer next to a tall, thin black guy picking at an electric guitar that wasn’t plugged in, staring intently at his fingers as they plucked the guitar.

When he was done the tall, thin black dude looked up at Joe sitting there next to him and smiled, but didn’t say anything.

“I’m Joe, with the Nomads,” Walsh said, reaching out his hand, “we’re auditioning tonight.”

The guy shook Joe’s hand but didn’t say anything, just smiled.

“Hey, you got a pick I could borrow?” Joe asked, “I’m fresh out.”

The guy hands Joe the guitar pick he had in his hands and Joe thanked him and then added, “We got an extra guitar slot if you want to sit in on any of our set, feel free.”

“You with Joey Dee and the Starliters?” Joe asked, and the guy just nodded yes.

“Wow, that must be really neat! But I guess you get tired of playing the Twist and Peppermint Twist so much.”

The guy just smiled and picked up another pick from his guitar case and started staring at his fingers as he plucked the unplugged guitar, and Joe went back to the stage with his pick.

They were all in place on the main stage a few minutes before they were to go on when out of the corner of his eye Joe saw Mr. Marotta come in the front door, sit down in his spot at the corner of the bar and light his cigar.

It was Show Time in the Showplace of the World.

The three Nomads kicked in with the power trio set, while Tido just played softly to fill in the sound and not call attention to himself, while Stevie stood back against the wall and wasn’t introduced until the third song, a popular number before they did Stevie’s two originals, that they knew would make Tony winch.

But they didn’t get the hook or get unplugged because Stevie was really strong and Tony liked her immediately, and during her second song, the tall, thin black guy who played with the Skyliters plugged in and stood in the back but added a dynamic third guitar that blew everybody away, except Tony. 
Tony just didn’t get it, and appeared perplexed, as the crowd, as it filtered in, were suddenly paying attention to a no nothing new band nobody ever heard of before and at the end of the song everybody was applauding, cheering and whistling, including the bartenders and bouncers, so Tony couldn’t give them the hook as the crowd clearly liked it.

Before the Nomad’s set was over the Starliter’s guitarist unplugged his guitar and unobtrusely left the back of the stage to go over to the other stage where his band was getting ready to play.

Ending with the Ventures surf songs that kept people’s attention and got the dance floor going, the Nomads ended their half hour audition as Joey Dee and the Skyliters began playing “The Peppermint Twist” across the room.

The Starliters front man Little Joey Dee was a Jersey Guy, that is a North Jersey Guy in the Frank Sinatra-Frankie Valle mold, and married to the mob, and had a squeaky voice that has been heard over every radio in the country, but on this night it was the Starliter’s guitarist who was getting all the attention, much to the dismay of Joey Dee.

“Who is that guy?” everyone wanted to know.

A few years out of the Army, James Jimi Hendrix was still looking for himself and a good paying job in music, and had already left Little Richard and jammed with his idol Muddy Waters when he hooked up with Joey Dee and the Starliters through Leroy Brown, his old drill sergeant from Fort Dix.

While the whole room was twisting the night away, and Tido Mambo sneaked out a side door, Joe was still pumping with excitement and was smiling as he approached Mister Marotta at the bar.

“How’d we do Mister Mart?” Joe asked.

Tony took the cigar out of his mouth and smiled, “You’se guys did good. You got a job, three sets a night on the back stage through next Thursday,” he said knowing that Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels were coming in Friday to play the Labor Day weekend. The Nomads were just going to fill in for a few nights, but it was a gig, and while it was too late to include them in the newspaper print ads, they would have their name on the Tony Marts Marque – along with Joey Dee and the Starliters, the Fall Guys and a few bands like the Nomads who just came down the pike looking for action. 

Joe was due to be at Kent State, Ohio on Thursday for freshman orientation, but he would miss that in order to play a paying gig at Tony Marts, and wouldn’t make it to Ohio until Tuesday, he day after Labor Day, and he would be forever disoriented for missing freshman orientation.

And they were going to have to play without Tide Mambo or Jimi Hendrix and Stevie could only sit in to sing a few sets, but Joe was confident they could hold their own and after scrounging around Shrivers Pavilion and the Purple Dragon for more players to fill out the band for the three night gig, Walsh just sat down with Tony and explained it to him.

“We’re a Power Trio,” Joe said, “and even though we’re only three guys, we try harder.”

So Tony let them play, and even got to like some of their original songs because the crowd liked them too, and just let it go, like water off a duck’s back, he was just resigned to the fact that, as he put it, “The Hawks were the last of the gentlemen.”

“After the Hawks, the animals took over,” he lamented, taking a puff of his cigar and a sip of his drink. 

On the other side of the room Joey Dee and the Skyliters were rockin' the house, as everybody was up twisting to the "Peppermint Twist," the song that made them famous two years previous. They played the Peppermint Lounge in New York City, and their song made that place famous, so they became the house band there, but were now milking that song for whatever they could get. And then to close the set they did an extended version of the Isley Brothers' "Shout!" that had the college kids going crazy and lying down on the dance floor and bars and shaking on their backs - the ultimate Twist and Shout! 
"Shout, shout, let it all hang out.

These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
Shout! 

In violent times 
You shouldn't have to sell your soul 
in black and white 
They really ought to know
Those one track minds 
That took you for a working boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to jump for joy

They gave you life
and in return you gave them Hell 
As cold as ice
I hope we live to tell the tale 
I hope we live to tell the tale 

And when you've taken down your guard 
If I could change your mind
I'd really love to break your heart 
I'd really love to break your heart 
Come on, I'm talking to you come on 

But you really have to hear it with Hendrix on guitar. 

After his successful audition Joe Walsh talked to Tony about some gig details and then stuck around to see the Joey Dee and the Skyliters, but was attracted, as was everyone else in the house, to the guy in the back with the guitar, the tall, skinny black dude in the Afro. Joe zoomed in on the guitarists fingers and watched for a few minutes in awe and thought how the quiet guy talked with his guitar. 

Joe then searched his pockets and took out the guitar pick the guy with the left handed strat had given him and looked at it as if it had something magical about it, and he kissed it.

Act III – Episode 7 – Nucky takes the Judge for a Ride to see the Alberts in the Pines

For one of the first times in his life Judge Helfant didn’t know what to do. Should he go see Stumpy Orman? Should he go to Hap Farley through Mister Kirkman? Or should he go right to the top and arrange for a sit down with Angelo Bruno himself?

Since KYW TV 3 was in Philly, maybe Bruno could push some union buttons or put a call into the station’s owners.

Instead, Helfant decided to call Nucky for some sage advice. Nucky Johnson answered the phone at his Absecon cottege he shared with his wife and longtime girlfriend. Nucky’s first wife and love of his life had died suddenly only a few years into their marriage, and Nucky stayed single until he was about to go to prison when he married his girlfriend so she could visit him while he was incarcerated in federal prison for income tax evasion.

After four years in the joint Nucky got out and decided to retire rather than contest Hap Farley for the job of being boss of Atlantic City again. But Nucky retained his honor and his reputation and even though he was just an ordinary citizen walking down the boardwalk, everyone recognized him dressed nattily in suit and tie and pink carnation in his lapel, and total strangers would come up to him and thank him for some good deed or another he did when he had the power to move mountains.

Nucky also retained his position high among the ranks of the local Republican Party and was given a seat at the head table with all the Big Wiggs at all official functions, so it was natural for Judge Helfant to call on Nucky for advice.

Old now, and not getting around much anymore, Nucky instructed Helfant to pick him up at his front door at 5 pm on Saturday morning, and Helfant was precise in arriving at the appointed time.
Nucky walked out the front door unassisted but with the help of a cane – a dark wood, knot ridden Irish schelleigh, and Helfant opened and closed the passenger door at the curb and hurried around to get in and get going, where ever it was they were going.

“Head north on the Parkway,” was Nucky’s only instructions, as Helfant, turning off the radio, began relaying the roots of his problem with David Brenner and KYW TV3 investigative unit breaking into his office chambers and finding no records of the Midnight Court called him on the phone and threatened him. While they could have arrested Brenner, the mayor decided to let him off the hook if he would lay off the story, and Brenner walked with no promises. The story could bury him, Helfant said.

Nucky was silent as he took all the information and then told Helfant to get off the Parkway and onto Route 9 North at Forked River.

Helfant knew that there was absolutely nothing in Forked River, a barren Piney town where a lot of bodies were buried deep in the woods, and he began to wonder if this was all a set up to kill him, but didn’t verbalize the thought.

“What should I do, Nuck?” Helfant asked, but Nucky remained silent and turned on the radio, “The Budweiser Beachcomber Show.”

After mulling things over, and feeling Helfant get tense, Nucky told the Judge that they were going to visit the Albert brothers at their cabin at Waretown, near Forked River. 

Although practically nobody knew it, Nucky Johnson was a Piney at heart, born near Bass River where they were driving past at that moment and only moved to Mays Landing, the county seat, when Nucky’s father was elected sheriff.

Nucky said that he remained friends with the Albert brothers, and visited them on the Saturday before he went to prison, and visited them again on the first Saturday when he got out of the joint, but he hadn’t been to see them in quite a while.

The judge had never heard of the Albert brothers before and he wondered if they were some kind of hit men and asked Nucky what kind of racket they were in, but Nucky just told him to “wait and see.”

At Nucky’s instructions the judge pulled of Route 9 and went a mile or so down a winding dirt, or rather a white sugar sand road to a little cabin surrounded by a half dozen cars and old pickup trucks, a few people sitting around a fire pit outside.

“Just relax, listen and enjoy yourself for the next hour,” Nucky instructed Helfant, “and I’ll tell you what to do on the way home.”

In the light of the fire pit Helfant could see two wood outhouses out back, and could hear music coming from the open windows of the little house, fiddle and banjo music that got louder as they walked closer, and then suddenly stop when they opened the door and walked in, Nucky hobbling in first and Helftant right behind.

Inside Helfant glanced around at about ten old men, eight of them with some sort of instrument, washboard, spoons or a metal pan used as a drum, and they were all silently looking at them standing at the door.

  “Nucky!” the standup bass player said, putting his instrument down and shaking Nucky’s hand and giving him a hug. “It’s soooo good to see you. Been years!”

“This here’s Judge Helfant,” Nucky said, “and Judge, this here’s the Albert brothers and their friends, who come here every Saturday night to jam.”

“And they’re glad to see us because whenever someone new comes in they all stop playing and have a shot of the good stuff,” Nucky said, sitting down in a chair next to a small table on which there was a big brown jug and a dozen little sewing thimbles that somebody was filling up with the moonshine from the jug.

Then they started playing again, old Piney blue grass songs so old nobody knew who wrote them, songs about the devil and the crossroads and the same themes the old bluesmen and mountain pickers sing about, including the “Air Tune,” said to have originated from the time a local fiddle player named Giberson who was on his way home when he came across the Devil, who said he could live on if he could play a song the Devil had never heard before, and to save his soul he did – the “Air Tune” that was never written down but every Piney can play, and tell the tale that goes with it. 

And every time somebody came by, opened the creaky wooden cabin door to join in they would stop and have a thimble of the clear white stuff that went down too easy. While Nucky had three or four, the judge only had the first one and then laid off, and had to help Nucky out when they decided to leave and give up their seats to some new comers with their axes and picks to play.

They were half way home before the judge asked Nucky once again.

“What shall I do Nuck?”

Nucky Johnson looked straight ahead, and didn’t answer right away, but eventually he said, “Nothing.”
“You do nothing.”

“Don’t talk about it, don’t call Stumpy, Hap or Ang, or you will set forces into motion that you can’t control. Don’t do anything, even if the story airs on TV, by the day after Labor Day everybody will forget about it. So don’t do nothin’ is my advice.”

And then all went quiet for the rest of the ride home until Nucky put on the radio as they headed home and could see across the bay the bright lights of Atlantic City that looked like a string of diamonds and pearls on the horizon.

Act III Episode 8 - The Search for the Lost Nukes

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon ordered some questions be answered in response to a report on Ian Fleming’s 007 spy-fiction thriller Thunderball and recently released movie on the possibility that Fleming got the idea for the fictional story of an international terrorist cartel recovering two nuclear bombs from the ocean floor from the accidental disposal of two 20 megaton nuclear weapons in the ocean off of Cape May, New Jersey on July 28, 1957. 

Since the Air Force had lost the nukes the Chairman of the Chiefs ordered a four star Air Force general to look into the whole affair, and the general ordered a full bird Colonel in Counter-Intelligence to determine if there was a national security leak of classified information if Ian Fleming had learned about the accident and used it as the basis for his Thunderball story because it was officially classified a “Broken Arrow” Top Secret incident and downplayed to the media as the public safety was not threatened at the time.

The Colonel was also instructed to determine if there was a public safety issue today, some six years after the accident. The Colonel then passed on the CI-mission to a Captain and the public safety issue to a Second Lieutenant who ordered a Staff Sergeant to investigate and file a F-301 Report that would be classified.

The Staff Sergeant responsible for the public safety issue didn’t know where to begin looking into the accidental disposal of two 20 megaton nuclear weapons of mass destruction and what dangers they posed to the public safety, so he called Bob Schoelkopf, a high school friend who was in charge of training the dolphins for the Sea World Act at the Steel Pier on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, which was just north of where the accident took place.

It being late on a Sunday afternoon Bob was in his office that overlooked the Diving Horse act and the Deep Sea Diving Bell, and was quite surprised to hear from his old school friend, and even more perplexed by the nature of his questions.

“Bob, this is strictly off the record, but I need to know if you or if you know anyone who tests and monitors the sea water for pollution?”

“Sure,” Schoelkopf replied, “we do it all the time. We look for fecal matter, industrial pollutants fertilizers, insect and bug killing chemicals and the like…”

“Radiation?”

Schhelkopf was perplexed by the question.

“You mean nuclear radioactivity?”

“Yes,” came the stern replay.

“No,” Schoelkopf said, “we don’t normally test the waters for that.”

“Well Bob,” the Sergeant began, “we have a problem, and I’ll give you the basic facts, but this is all deep background and off the record, and you can’t quote or repeat what I have to say, but I want you to know because you can help me and possibly help avert a national catastrophe.”

The Air Force guy who knew Bob from college days, only a few years ago, explained how on July 28, 1957 an Air Force cargo plane C-124 took off from Dover Air Force Base in Delaware and after losing two of its four engines, utilized emergency procedures and dumped its cargo two 20 megaton nuclear warheads with Plutonium 239 that were never recovered.

After a few moments of silence, Schoelkopf asked, “So what do you want me to do about it?”
The military wanted to know if they did routine testing of the water samples from Atlantic City to Cape May, and if they did could they include testing for radiation?

The problem, the Air Force sergeant explained, was not that the war heads would explode, that was not possible, the problem was the metal container the bombs were in would rust through and the bomb casing would leak the Pu 239, one of the most dangerous substances known to man, and contaminate the entire North Atlantic Ocean.

The other problem, the sergeant hesitated to verbalize, was that the Soviets or as in the movie Thunderball, some rogue terrorist group would locate and retrieve the warheads and make a dirty bomb out of them that could be used to blackmail the nations of the world, just as in the movie, but, he noted, that was not a credible possibility, at least in the eyes of the Department of Defense analysists.

Schoelkopf, who was having growing doubts about the ethics of training dolphins to do tricks, after reading Dr. John Lilly’s book “The Mind of the Dolphin,” realized that the porpoises, like man, were mammals, and not fish, and since they have the same sized brain as man, communicated among themselves and were easy to train to do tricks, should not be captured and trained like circus animals. Now he believed that the dolphins were actually smarter than man, and maybe al of mankind were knuckleheads.

After pulling a science book off his office shelf, Schoelkopf read:  “Plutonium is a transuranic chemical element with symbol Pu and atomic number 94. It is an actinide metal of silvery-grey appearance that tarnishes when exposed to air, and forms a dull coating when oxidized. Created when uranium atoms absorb neutrons, it was discovered in 1940 at the University of California, Berkeley, and made during World War II for use in atomic weapons. Nearly all plutonium is man-made, and emits alpha particles…”

Taking it all in and then sitting back and thinking about it for a while, he picked up his desk telephone and called the Margate Beach Patrol Headquarters and asked to speak to Joel Fogel, a lifeguard who just got off duty and was checking out his equipment for the day. Schoelkopf knew that Fogel was an environmentalist as well as an adventurer, and had started a non-profit research organization Water Watch International that tested waters for pollutants.

Fogel too said that testing for radioactivity was new to him, but he would look into it, and after asking why he was doing this, Schoelkopf told Fogel the basic deep background of the “Broken Arrow” nuclear accident that deposited two 20 megaton nuclear warheads about 100 miles off of Cape May in 1957 and have not been able to find them or retrieve them, and they’re now worried the metal casings may have corroded and may release the Pu 239 into the water.

“Do you know what the half-life of Pu 239 is?” Fogel asked, knowing the answer he gave up without waiting, “24,000 years.”

“Well we won’t be around for that,” said Schoelkopf, “and maybe this will hasten our departure from this planet if they’re not located and retrieved.”

Besides being a lifeguard and adventurer Joel Fogel was a stringer for the New York Times and within a few days of the phone calls between the Air Force sergeant at Dover, Bob Scholekopf and Joel Fogel, the New York Times ran a front page story “Air Force Lost Two Nukes -Thunderball For Real,” a story that was subsequently picked up by the Washington Post, Time and Newsweek magazines and Life and Look as well as all of the network radio and TV stations, including KYW TV 3 who put their crack investigative team on the story since they were already in the vicinity.

Before the week was about, by Labor Day weekend, to ensure the public’s safety, every lifeguard stand at the Jersey Shore from Manasquan to Cape May Point was equipped with a portable Geiger counter with instructions to check and monitor any debris that washed ashore for signs of radiation.
So now, the Ocean City Police boardwalk squad had noise decibel meters while the lifeguards were checking for radiation, and public safety was being maintained. 

Act III Episode 9 - Lynda’s Dream

When Lynda woke up on a blanket on the 9th Street beach a few hours after she fell asleep the other girls – two nurses and the mayor’s daughters were gone, and her boyfriend “JJ” was still asleep. She looked around and most of the others on the beach were gone too, as it was late afternoon.

Lynda smiled as she thought about the most wonderful dream she just had. She was walking along a beach, holding hands with “JJ,” the light surf washing up on their bare feet. It was night, and not Ocean City because there were no city lights and the sky was full of stars and just a sliver of a moon on the horizon. They stopped walking and kissed as their toes dug into the sand up to their ankles, and she remembers thinking in her sleep that she didn’t want the moment to end as the sound of the lifeguard’s whistle startled her awake.

She began to think of the other girls laughing at her for being a virgin. As she later put it into her own words what she was thinking.

“The people making the jokes may have thought they were funny, but I began to feel that the real joke was on me. Here I was a twenty-one year old girl who had probably seen hundreds of penises in nursing school and the emergency room, and I hadn’t yet seen a single one being used for its intended purpose. I began to feel like my virginity was an albatross. I had to get rid of it. However, there was a problem of finding the right situation. When it happened the first time, I didn’t want to be on the floor while my girlfriends were asleep. On the other hand I was afraid that if I waited for the perfect circumstances, I would end up being a fifty year old virgin, stil anticipating ‘the night.’ Even at that, I still had to convince myself that he person I was going to make love with for the first time was the person I would marry.”

She looked at “JJ” asleep beside her on the blanket as he started talking in his sleep, yelling something about “gooks,” and as she shook him he was covered in sweat, he opened his eyes and suddenly jumped on top of her, put one hand on her throat and drew back the other hand as if to smash her face, then woke up and realized where he was, stopped cold and looked around scared; Lynda was terrified.
“Is something wrong?” she asked.

“Don’t touch me now,” he said. “Just a bad dream.”

Then she thought of the time at the gas station, when the attendant didn’t have any high test gasoline for his Barracuda, and “JJ” as Lynda herself recalled, “got this wild look in his eyes and acted like he was going to kill the guy. He screamed obscenities, smacked his hand against the dashboard, and then floored the accelerator, leaving a patch of burning rubber and a perplexed pump jockey. He would sometimes come out of his depression with a bang and immediately begin partying like there was no tomorrow. He could be a wild bronco – unruly, loud and full of fire. But he was always gentle with me. I was sure I loved him, which was why, a few weeks after I got the engagement ring, I told him that I was ready to make love with him.”

“JJ” had been called back to Army duty early, and was leaving the next day for a domestic deployment he didn’t know where, probably anti-riot duty in some big city where they anticipated trouble like Watts. It was also just before Labor Day, so the entire Jersey Shore was packed with tourists.

As Lynda herself related, “As soon as J.J. got over the shock, we began the search for a nice place. Unfortunately, trying to find an open room at the Jersey Shore around Labor Day weekend is about as difficult as locating the Holy Grail. We started in Ocean City at seven o’clock. Next was Somers Point. Then Longport, then Margate City, then Ventnor City and al the way past Atlantic City to Brigantine. It was all the same – NO VACANCY. We drove out to the parkway and headed south. By midnight we had tried motels all the way down to North Wildwood and the only thing we had to show for it was frustration.”

J.J. wanted to go back to Lynda’s room at Mrs. Nick’s rooming house, or do it under the boardwalk or in the car, but Lynda refused.

As she later recalled the details: “We headed back to the Anchorage to drown our frustrations at seven beers for a dollar. JJ had such a sad expression on his face that he looked like a little boy who had just seen his puppy run over by a train. We sat in silence, both of us staring into our beers until around two in the morning. Suddenly, J.J. snapped out of his mood. He grabbed my arm, swung me around on the stool, kissed me and laughed.”

Then the guy next to J.J., who I recognized as being in the band at Bay Shores, interrupted us.
“There’s an open room upstairs, and Andrew,” he said pointing to a young man sitting at the bar by the dining room doors, “will probably let you have it. He’s a soft touch, especially when it comes to love, and will probably let you have it for the night for nothing.”

A moment later Lynda saw J.J. talking to Andrew, the owner, who was nodding his head.

Lynda: “He came back to his seat with a key in his hand and a broad grin on his face. We walked up the steps to what must have been all-time sleaziest rooms in the world. It had boxes piled all around, a dirty mattress without any sheets, and a single exposed light bulb hanging directly over the bed. Outside the window was a neon sign “The Anchorage” that kept blinking on an off.”

“I’ve waited twenty-one years for this, I thought, only moments before I felt the quick sharp pain that marked the end of my virginity. I think it happened when the neon sign was off. Or maybe it was on. It was hard to tell because the damned thing flashed so quickly. I guess I must have been in love.”

The next day, after breakfast at the Point Diner, J.J. left to rejoin his Army unit that was being domestically deployed for anti-riot duty, while Lynda went back to work at the Emergency Room at Shore Memorial Hospital, wearing her bathing suit under her uniform so she could immediately hit the beach after work and tell the other girls what happened after they left her asleep on the beach.

Act III Episode 10 The Ninety-Nine Percenters Unite

At first it appeared, at least to those on the federal counter-biker task force, that they were playing a multi-dimensional game of chess across the national game board against outlaw motorcycle gangs, an estimated 1500 of whom were expected to descend on Ocean City, New Jersey on Labor Day, a force to be reckoned with and one they felt they could deal with effectively. But then a completely unexpected element came into play, and garbled the works - The Ninety Nine Percenters rose from seemingly nowhere and joined the fray. 

With major news stories and a Life Magazine article about the influx of college kids to Ocean City-Somers Point that summer, the extensive coverage of the explosion and chaos at 14th Street Beach when the riot squad enforced the anti-noise ordinance, the search for lost nukes offshore and the continuing special reports from the KYW TV3 News Investigative team created a plethora of media stories that got the attention of Newsweek Magazine’s new crusading liberal editor who gave serious assignments to a number of young, hungry reporters who were quickly on the scene.

Newsweek’s recent article on Bob Dylan got a lot of attention but was not complimentary, as the reporter who wrote it was promised an exclusive interview with Dylan and didn’t get one, so they published an article that alleged Dylan had plagiarized the song “The Times they Are a Changing” from a Jersey Shore high school student. But even after the story was proven false, the damage was done, and set the stage for him to be ridiculed at the Newport Folk Festival and the Forest Hills concert. 

Then in late August when the Beatle’s released the song and movie “Help!” it headed off Dylan’s song “Like A Rolling Stone” that was locked in at Number 2 on the Pop Charts and kept from being Number One by "Help!" even though "Like a Rolling Stone" is now generally recognized as one of the greatest rock & roll song ever.

But Newsweek got what others missed, and verified through unnamed anonymous sources, the rumor started by Mr. Elwood Kirkman’s private maid at the Flanders Hotel that a federal multi-agency task force was preparing for an onslaught of outlaw motorcycle clubs on Labor Day, including the notorious Hells Angels, some of whom had been unceremoniously evicted from Ocean City the previous May and threatened to return to wreak havoc on the town known as “America’s Greatest Family Resort.”

And Newsweek's scoop was quickly picked up by other publications, especially the Florida supermarket tabloids. Although the source of the leak was never identified, the feds knew it was someone who was in the room at the Flanders where they held their first two meetings of the Barbarian Task Force, the name of which itself was classified.

Everyone knew all about the Hell's Angels, as they were the subjects of numerous magazine articles, books and even a few movies, but no one ever heard of the Barbarians, and wondered who they were, though the feds knew that was a name they invented for their task force, and not a real biker gang, or club as they refer to themselves.

At a garage on the Coast Highway near Los Angeles – the City of Angels, a mechanic and motorcycle enthusiast was on his lunch break and reading the Newsweek Magazine article when he folded it up, used it to swat at a fly, and began to complain loudly to a few other mechanics who were sitting around near him, but not really paying attention.

“The outrageous behavior of the so-called one-percenters gives all of us a bad name,” he said, and after ranting and raving for a few minutes, he stopped talking and decided to do something about it. It was time for action. If the Hells Angels, Barbarians and other one-percenters were going to get together to for a Labor Day run to Ocean City, New Jersey to rampage the place, then he was going to organize the Ninety-Nine Percenters and make a run to Ocean City too, and outnumber them and show the nation and the world that most bikers are good, honest, tax paying citizens who do good deeds instead of drugs, raping, robbing, pillaging and causing trouble.

With less than a week before Labor Day the Ninety Nine Percenters were getting organized and uniting in LA under the banner and patch of The New Barbarians, and heading to the Jersey Shore on a Labor Day run that they insisted would better reflect the good and honest nature of most bikers, come hell or high water.  Instead of ransacking the town they would do go deeds, help old ladies cross the street and be kind to anyone whose paths they crossed.

Act III Episode 11 - The Weather Report

As the sun rose over the ocean as usual, the Thursday before Labor Day weekend began unusually, out of routine, with KYWTV3 News Investigative Team on-camera reporter Tom Snyder called to extra duty as the weekend weatherman – as the usual weather girl had put in for vacation.

They were going to send Snyder back to Philly on the train, but the executive producer decided to try out some new micro-wave relay technology so they set up the equipment at the Ocean City Music Pier, where they were also producing a live TV teen dance show they wanted to promote, so the KYW TV crew set up their own base of operations at the Music Pier, just north of the 9th Street Beach and across the boardwalk from the Moorlyn Theater and Moorlyn Terrace street.

If Snyder had gone back to Philly, Brenner would have had to do the on-camera reporting himself, and started practicing, and began to like being on camera and started cracking jokes about it. Setting up the on camera scene at the Music Pier for that morning’s weather broadcast, Brenner the director situated Snyder so his back was to the sun rising over the ocean horizon with the Atlantic City skyline in the background.

Brenner also had Snyder wear his skimpy, tight French cut bathing suit, and every time he would come on, usually two or three times a broadcast – three broadcasts a day, he would have Snyder wear a different silly hat and a different t-shirt – each one promoting a different bar or restaurant – Bay Shores, Dunes t’ill Dawn, the Anchorage 7-4-1, Tony Marts All Stars, Mack & Manco’s, so he got to plug some of his new friends and their businesses, some of whom helped grease their way on the stories he did and was doing for the hour long documentary – The Long Cool Summer, that was to air on KYW TV 3 at Prime Time on the day after Labor Day.

At precisely Six thirty-five AM Brenner checked all the equipment and tapped the cameraman on the shoulder and the secretary said it was a go, and something clicked and Brenner pointed to Snyder and he began talking: “Good Morning Delaware Valley, I’m Tom Snyder filling in on the Dawn Patrol for Samantha Rich, your Weather Gal, who is on vacation, but to tell you the truth, I feel like I’m on vacation here in Ocean City, New Jersey – America’s Greatest Family Resort.”

After a pause and a broad smile, Snyder continued: “The good news is that it appears the weather will be terrific for the Labor Day weekend despite the lingering presence of two low pressure areas off shore, storms that have the potential of developing into major hurricanes, the second and third major storms of the season that the National Weather Service has named Betsy and Carroll. While these storms do present a potential danger to the East Coast flooding areas, they should bring big waves so the surfers should be happy about that,” Snyder smiled and then laughed half-heartedly and Brenner had the cameraman pull back the camera lens from Snyder’s talking head to reveal his whole body, including the Bay Shores – Dunes ‘Til Dawn T-Shirt and Snyder’s French cut bathing suit, and finally a fade out and “Cut."

At noon, for the mid-afternoon news weather report, Brenner had Snyder dress in Jigg's Cowboy hat and wear an Anchorage 7-4-1 t-shirt, and escorted to the water's edge by an Ocean City boardwalk summer policeman with a noise meter and a 9th Street Beach lifeguard with a Geiger counter, to show that the water was safe and the beach not overwhelmed by loud music.

Snyder also reported that the traffic was being blocked at the foot of the Atlantic City Expressway by irate motorcyclists who were protesting the ban against motorcycles on the Expressway, and that if you're heading to the shore, it would be advisable to avoid the Expressway and take either the White or Black Horse Pikes an alternate back roads route.

Snyder, to end his report, also noted that the two tropical storms off shore had achieved hurricane status, and that Betsy was changing course and heading towards the Florida Keys were it was expected to make landfall at Key Largo, while Hurricane Carroll was slowing down and maneuvering off shore and while making big waves, was not expected to make landfall.

 The day was just beginning however, and Brenner and his crew still had to cover the Carroll Brothers court case – the first legal test of the noise ordinance that afternoon, and the City Commission meeting early that evening, where a new resolution was being introduced banning bicycles and skate boards on the boardwalk, motorcycles on the causeway, and surf boards all together. 

Act III Episode 12 - Grace Kelly Returns to Her Roots

The arrival in Ocean City of Princess Grace of Monaco was met, as usual, with no fanfare, as she routinely returned to her childhood stomping grounds every Labor Day weekend since she married Prince Rainier in 1956.

As usual, her sister Lizanne Kelly Levine and her husband Donald picked her and the two kids up at the airport in Philly. As they drove across the Walt Whitman bridge she looked out the window as they passed Jack’s Twin Bar in Gloucester City, where she used to visit her old boyfriend Dick Boccelli playing drums with Bill Haley and the Comets before they were famous.

And when they got to the fork in the road, Don driving asked if he should take the Black Horse Pike or the new, year old Atlantic City Expressway – and Grace chose the Pike, so they could stop for hot dogs and ice cream at that roadside stand their father always stopped at on the way to the Shore.
As Don Levine veered to the right he looked over at the entrance to the Expressway and took notice of the shiny new sign that read: “Motorcycles Prohibited” – with a black silhouette of a man on a motorcycle in a circle and a slash across it.

They had to wait for the drawbridge to Ocean City to open and close so some of them got out of the car and went to the railing and waved at the people on the boat going through below, and Don Levine at the wheel shaking his head and thinking how they could have lowered their rigging a few feet and went under the bridge with no problem but just had to open the bridge because they had the right of way and could do it so they did, and set this huge Labor Day weekend traffic jam in motion, one that backed up to the Somers Point circle and then all the way to Route 9, that would take an hour to get untangled. But tempers didn’t flare, and everyone just breathed in the salt air, took advantage of the view from the bridge and listened to the radio.

Once they were moving again, Levine drove down 9th Street to Central and made a right at the Chatterbox and as they passed Grace looked down 11th Street to see the Flanders, and for a moment tried to imagine what it was like in August 1929, the year she was born, when her father bought this lot and built this house, the only house south of 14th Street, that when it was first built stood out like a lighthouse on this dune of sugar sand.

This house of brick with the small fence, this house with the parapet roof from where you could see the stars, this grand, great house where so many kids had so much fun for some many seasons. And another one was coming to an end and as usual, would go out with much fanfare.

When Levine stopped the car on 27th street, Grace sat in the car for a moment to look at the house – the graceful Spanish Revival lines and red tile terracotta roof, and thought, if only for a moment, of Vivian Smith, the young architect who designed it, and how interesting a person he must have been, as he also did some other significant buildings in town – the Music Pier, the Chatterbox, the Flanders, the Copper Kettle Fudge building and boardwalk arcade – all done in the Spanish Revival style, while other building that also bear his signature – Ocean City High School, Ocean City Hall, Ventnor City Hall and some classic Atlantic City boardwalk hotels are all of different styles and totally unique in their own way, as was the beach house built by her father John B. Kelly, Sr.

John B., as he was called by friends and foe alike, was an Irish bricklayer who started a one man “KELLY FOR BRICKWORK” company that eventually built almost every skyscraper in Philly that is shorter than the Billy Penn’s hat, as there was once a law that prevented the construction of anything higher than Billy’s hat, and Kelly built most of them, as well as other major landmarks such as 30th Street Station, which makes you stop and say “Wow” when you walk in for the first time, and the Atlantic City Race Track.

John B. built his house on the barren south dunes because all of the other major Philadelphia Main Line society millionaires had homes in the North End Gardens section of Ocean City or in Margate and Longport, so just as he built his Philly Home in East Falls rather than on the Main Line, he bought an inexpensive lot in a part of town nobody else really wanted to live. He had riparian rights to the water’s edge and while the house was at one time on the beach, when they put Central Avenue in he owned the beach lot on the other side of the street and eventually built a big two story brick house there too, so by 1965, with the two houses, it was sort of like the Kennedys, the Kelly Compound, except there was no security and anybody could come and go and generally did, brothers, sisters, cousins and cousins friends – all part of the Kelly Clan.

Since her father passed away, her mother Margaret Kelly had assumed the mantle of leadership of the household and after paying her respects to her mother, sitting in the shade reading a book, she said hello to her brother, lifting weights in the garage, and gathered up her two kids and a few other straggling cousins and walked across the street and down the beach to the boardwalk.

It is quite a hike but an exciting one, knowing what was in store – a box of fudge from Copper Kettle, slice of pizza from the front counter of Mack & Mancos and a walk down the boardwalk to the rides – Ferris wheel, bumper cars, and carnival candies, just like, and fitting in with all of the other Shoebees and tourists.

Switching into routine, Grace Kelly let the kids run free while she unpacked her sparse baggage, as while in town she would visit and buy some new dresses from her tailor – Mr. Talese, and get t-shirts for all of her maids, butlers, drivers, chefs and Swiss Army security.

Her kids knew the routine now, and looked forward to riding their skate boards and bicycles, having lunch and banana split at the Chatterbox, “where mom used to work,” the kids moan whenever the Chatterbox is mentioned.

And so it was with much dismay when Katie, the Mayor’s daughter arrived for work as a waitress at the Chatterbox and discovered that Grace Kelly was there with her two kids but were gone.

“But,” someone remarked, that’s her sister Lizanne still sitting in that booth eating ice cream.” and Kate looked over and recognized Chris Matthews, the Philly college kid and Chatterbox cook sitting in a chair and talking to some women in a booth. 

"That's your station, so you better get over there and wait on the royality," another waitress said, and so Kate went over and introduced herself. 

Act III Episode 13 – Mitch Ryder and the Wheels are Late

Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, riding high on their number one hit “Devil With the Blue Dress” were due Friday afternoon to play as Tony Marts headliners for the three day Labor Day weekend, but their tour bus was mired in a traffic jam at the base of the Atlantic City Expressway where it forks into two roads – the Expressway and the Black Horse Pike.

The Expressway had just opened the previous year, and while it was a toll road that cost a dollar, motorcycles were prohibited and a group of irate bikers were having a sort of a sit in and blocking traffic from entering the  Expressway to protest the ban on motorcycles chanting, “Bikers Pay Taxes Too.”

So Joe and the Nomads, along with the Fall Guys – the new house band, and Joey Dee and the Starliters, with their amazing guitarist, all had to do extra duty until Mitch and his band showed up, and the Nomads came through like troopers in the clutch.

They had to keep the crowd at Tony Marts and keep them from leaving and crossing the street to Bay Shores to see Tido Mambo and the Messiah’s of Soul, Johnny Caswell and the Crystal Mansion and Pete Carroll and the Carroll Brothers, heroes of what they call the Incident at 14th Street Beach. And they did. When Jimmie the guitarist from the Skyliters sat in with the Nomads, he blew everybody away, playing the guitar behind his back and with his teeth on beat and without missing a note.

When Mitch Ryder and the Wheels finally arrived around ten PM that Friday night, Mitch came in and immediately took command and his band played their hearts out, making up for their tardiness.

With Mitch Ryder playing the “Devil with the Blue Dress” at Tony Marts and Tido Mambo playing Jesus Christ with the Messiahs of Soul across the street at Bay Shores, there was an anticipation in the air for the arrival of the Angels – the Hells Angels and the Barbarians from LA – Los Angeles – the City of Angeles.

And when Joe and the Nomads finished their gig and unplugged their guitars from behind the side bar, setting the stage for Mitch Ryder, Tony called Joe over to his bar, gave him a drink, thanked him for playing the two extra sets and handed him a white envelop saying, “Youse boys did a fine job, thank you.”

Joe later opened the envelop that contained four twenties and four five dollar bills that he shared equally with the other two Nomads and Jimi, the Skyliters’ guitarist who was picking his unplugged guitar in the corner.

“A bonus from Tony,” Joe said as he gave the $25 to Jimi, who smiled and said the only two works Joe ever heard him say.

“Thanks, man,” that was accompanied by a big smile.

With the $25 bonus and the pay that Tony gave the Nomads for playing the week long gig at Tony Marts, Joe bought a motorcycle that he mounted on the front of his VW bus that slowed down the already slow speed of the bus that on Monday morning, would get him to Kent State Ohio for his first semester despite having missed freshman orientation.

Act III Episode 14 –The Last Classic Lit Class Under the Boards

Ocean City High School teacher Bill Hamilton held the last Classic English Lit class of the summer school session under the boardwalk at the Music Pier at the same time Tom Snyder above him was broadcasting the noon weather report, dressed in a Bay Shores Dunes Til’ Dawn T-shirt and Campbell’s Seafood baseball hat, for which Clint Campbell supplied the TV crew with fried fish and fries for many meals.

As the six students, including Kate, the mayor’s daughter, sat on a beach blanket and ate Mack & Manco’s pizza from a cardboard box, that Hamilton had provided, they began to discuss the assignment – Calvary’s epic Greek poem “Awaiting the Barbarians.”

Taking turns Hamilton had each of the students read a part of the poem out loud, a poem about a medieval town in Europe that, when news of the eminent arrival of a hoard of Barbarians, causes people to panic and the chaos their fear causes creates more damage than the Barbarians, who failed to show.

Awaiting the Barbarians - By Constantine Cavafy

What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum
The barbarians are due here today.
Why isn’t anything happening in the senate?
Why do the senators sit there without legislating?

            Because the barbarians are coming today.
            What laws can the senators make now?
            Once the barbarians are here, they’ll do the legislating.

Why did our emperor get up so early,
and why is he sitting at the city’s main gate
on his throne, in state, wearing the crown?

            Because the barbarians are coming today
            and the emperor is waiting to receive their leader.
            He has even prepared a scroll to give him,
            replete with titles, with imposing names.

Why have our two consuls and praetors come out today
wearing their embroidered, their scarlet togas?

Why have they put on bracelets with so many amethysts,
and rings sparkling with magnificent emeralds?

Why are they carrying elegant canes
beautifully worked in silver and gold?

            Because the barbarians are coming today
            and things like that dazzle the barbarians.

Why don’t our distinguished orators come forward as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

            Because the barbarians are coming today
            and they’re bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

Why this sudden restlessness, this confusion?
(How serious people’s faces have become.)
Why are the streets and squares emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home so lost in thought?

            Because night has fallen and the barbarians have not come.
            And some who have just returned from the border say
            there are no barbarians any longer.

And now, what’s going to happen to us without barbarians?
They were those people, a kind of solution. 

After they had read the poem, some of it twice, they engaged in a heated discussion as to whether the poem still had meaning, if it could be related to contemporary events, and if it was worth discussing at all. 

After the one hour lesson, Hamilton announced that everyone had passed the course with an A grade, as they knew they would as he was known as a pushover for easy A's. 

Then Kate went directly to work at the Chatterbox where she was disappointed in having missed Grace Kelly, who was in for lunch with her kids. 

Back at the Chatterbox Kate the waitress comes up to one of her tables, a booth where Lizanne Kelly Levine and the Chatterbox grill cook Chris Mathews were talking.

“Hello,” Kate said, “I’m your new waitress if you need anything,” as she observed them finishing up their banana splits.” 

“Hi Kate,” Chris said, introducing her to Lizanne.

“I’m sorry I missed Grace,” Kate said, and was taken aback when Lizanne said, “You didn’t,” pointing to the little girl in the booth eating a Sunday. “This is Grace Kelly Levine.”

Chris, with his apron and floppy white cook’s hat, excused himself to get back to work, and mentioned the fact that, “Hey Kate, I’ll be singing tonight at Your Father’s Mustache if you can get your dad and sister to come in I’ll be there singing away.”

“Okay,” Katie laughed, and at Lizanne’s invitation, sat down in the chair Chris had left and asked Lizanne, “So what’s it like to be the sister of a princess?”

‘It’s more like having a princess for a sister,” Lizanne said.

“I’m sorry I missed Grace,” Kate said, and was taken aback when Lizanne said, “You didn’t,” pointing to the little girl in the booth eating a Sunday. “This is Grace Kelly Levine.

“What was the wedding like?” Kate wanted to know.

“I don’t know, I wasn’t there,” Lizanne replied.

“You should have been a bridesmaid,” said Kate.

“I know, but I stayed home prego with Grace here,” Liz explained, and then went into the litany of things that happened, that left Kate with her mouth wide open and uttering one long, “Wowwww.”
Then Liz asked Kate if she was athletic and liked sports and competition, and with an anxious nod of the head and an emphatic "Yes," invited Kate to the Kelly Clan Beach Olympics on Monday and surf, sail, row and play volley ball and unlike the Kennedys who play sissy touch and flag football, play co-ed tackle football on the beach. That is if she was up to it. And bring a friend. 

END ACT THREE – 

Act III Episode 1 – Flashback - Vince Gets an Education Behind the Bar

The sun rising over Ocean City greeted Vince Rennich as he woke up in a second floor room of Bay Shores nightclub in Somers Point, New Jersey. That’s where he was, he thought, taking in a lungful of sweet, salt air and getting his bearings to the sounds of barking seagulls outside the screen less window. Poking his head out he looked at the giant orange and red sun rise across at the Ocean City skyline on the horizon, then at the blue shinny swath of Great Egg bay, and rows of boats to the north and the foot of the causeway bridge on the other side.

One big seagull flew by and looked at Vince, perched on a mast of a nearby sailboat and chattered on like a laugh, making him wonder if the seagull was laughing at him.

Making his way down the rickety wood steps he finds some of the guys from Gregory’s Tight End club already there, continuing the job they started  yesterday of cleaning up the bar so it can open by Memorial Day weekend, two weeks away.

After cleaning up the joint for a few hours they broke for lunch, some having a pizza delivered that they washed down with some beers that were left over from last Labor Day, while Vince and Bill Saylor drove down Bay Avenue to Delaware at the Anchorage and up the hill to Gregory’s, where Saylor introduced Vince to Charles Carney the bartender, as instructed by Bay Shore’s manager Jack Murray.

As Saylor and Rennich ordered lunch – raw clams and snapper turtle soup, Carney opened the clams in front of Vince while telling him that Jack Murray wanted him to learn the basic tricks of the bar trade, so pay attention.

“You won’t have to shuck any clams at Bay Shores,” Carney said, as he put a knife into a clam in his hand and twisted it around, tausing the top and placing the clam in an ice lined dish, with lemon. “But you will work somewhere else someday and should know how just the same.”


“At Bay Shores you’ll just have to open beers and pour shots for the most part,” Carney continued, “but there are a half-dozen other drinks that you have to know how to make because there’s always someone in the crowd who wants a screw driver, Harvey Wallbager, Dunes Sunrise or a Long Island Ice tea, so you have to know how to make them,” handing Vince a copy of Mr. Boston. And as the waitresses ordered a special drink, Carney showed Vince how to make it. He also took Vince behind the bar and showed him how to mix the right amount of liquid detergent in the sink to wash glasses, how the copper pipe thing worked, and how all of the liquors were placed in a particular order so you knew where they were when you were busy.

Before Rennich was finished with his lunch, Carney had given him the Bartenders 101 class, and at the end said, “You’ll just have to learn the rest from experience,” and that he did.

Before the month was out, Rennich had risen from bar back to relief bartender during slow nights during the week, and was working the night Bay Shores was raided, and all the underage girls scampered out the women’s room window onto the dock while grown 20 year old men jumped into the bay and swam ashore, but they escaped.

The NJ state police ABC – Alcohol Beverage Control, without notifying local authorities or police, orchestrated the raid, and only nabbed one guy, a 19 year old college kid who they busted and used as an example, with the penalty being Bay Shores had to close for one month – the month of July. Vince was glad that he hadn’t served the kid, though he did have some new friends he met and they kept coming to his bar and tipped good, though he knew they weren’t 21. They got away in the melee.

Jack Murray took care of his crew however, and made sure that everyone who worked for him got a job at another nearby joint, with the understanding that they come back and work August through Labor Day, when they would close for the season at the end of the night. All of the local bars and restaurants offered to help, and took in his bartenders, bar backs and waitresses for the month, and they all went back to Bay Shores when they reopened in August, and Vince went to Gregory’s where he worked one end of the long mahogany while Carney worked the other.

 When the people come and everybody does well, all the businesses are busy and everyone is flush with cash, there is no competition and everyone helps each other, especially in the bar and restaurant business. If one place ran out of a certain brand of beer or liquor, or needed a keg of beer, toilet paper or anything, they could make a quick phone call and count on another place nearby to send a bar back over with whatever it was they needed, and it would be replaced in kind the next day.

Some nights, after closing Gregory’s at 3 am Vince would drive Carney over to the B&B Lounge in Atlantic City, that was open all night, where Carney introduced Vince to George McGonigle, the bartender who was always complaining about something, but a good Irish curmudgeon.

Early one night, just when they were getting busy, Rennich saw Carney talking to Elmer Gregory, one of the owners, and some heated words were exchanged and after serving a customer, he looked down the bar and Carney was gone. It’s unclear if he was fired or just walked, as he sometimes did, taking the tip cup with him, and Elmer told Vince he had to finish the shift by himself.  But when he had the chance, Vince grabbed a dime from his tip cup and went into the old wood phone booth, closed the glass door and called the B&B Lounge. When George McGonigle answered the phone Vince told George that Carney had just walked off the job and it was an open opportunity for him.

George then pulled a Carney and doing the same thing, he picked up his tip cup and walked, shaking hands with the other bartender and said his goodbyes to the waitresses he liked and without even announcing he was quitting he walked. After talking briefly with Elmer, George McGonigle was behind the bar with Vince Rennich for the first time.

While Rennich went back to work at Bay Shores in August, and continued living in the second floor room overlooking the bay, he worked part time at Gregory’s and when the Bay Shores season was over on Labor Day, he began working full time at Gregory’s where he shared the bar with George McGonigle for the next thirty years.

But after the bust for serving that under 21 year old, and the Anglemeyer murder connected to one of the Dunes bouncers and maybe one of the Bay Shores bartenders, Jack Murray also walked. It’s not clear if he just quit over all the shit that was going down or if he was fired by McLain and McCann, but he was gone when the Bay Shores reopened in August and a new manager was ordering the liquor, hiring the bands and counting the money at the door.



END ACT THREE - WAITING ON THE ANGELS – The Long Cool Summer of 65 Revisited


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